Back when The Incredibles came out, one of the promotional gimmicks they had was an online site where you could figure out your superhero character. Mine was Mega Dyna Gal and she was very fast and nimble, as I recall. I even printed out the ID card they "gave" me.
Today, my buddy Jen A (mentioned two days in a row - not bad, lady!) posted the official results of her superheroization - The Great Shredding Angel. Of course, I wanted to do it too. Rather than obtaining superpowers through the removal of a lobe of thyroid, I've been given powers through the hypnotic gaze of Demento Dog (like Peter Parker and the radioactive spider) and become Demento Dame.
(Those journalists obviously got my name wrong.)
My self-designated powers are flight (hence the cape) and hypnotic mind control.
Not a bad gig, if I do say so myself. Now if I could only convince someone to give me a fun high-paying job.
If you too, wish to establish your superhero credentials, head on over to:
The Hero Factory.