Actually, I did not get super excited when I picked up the package from the post office this morning. (It was express, and they wanted me to sign for it.) I suspected and then saw that it was from John the Scientist and Nathan. I had a little thrill of apprehensive fascination, wondering what strangeness awaited me.
I did open it at work, but not with anyone nearby, so I didn't have to explain why someone was sending me food-grade bull penis. Mmmm... yummy! :D
I think the really raunchy jokes will be reserved for a more private venue, but job well done, boys. I think I was a little more icked out by the idea of meat that's been in the mail (with an ice pack, yes) for a day or two, rather than the source of the meat itself. I'm probably not going to eat it a) because it was in the mail for a day or two and b) because it's main attribute seems to be chewiness (and is a good treat for dogs). Nice try.